End of the Day-

I have been here 8 hours - 30 min and counting until it is time to go home- The bit of time at the end of the day is the most painful- Akoko is over there rolling paper, clearing her throat,  clapping her hands, slapping her notebook on her desk, sighing, and groaning. How can one person make so much noise is totally beyound me-
I have complained and reported the annoying noises numerous times, I have even gone as far as to video tape her and yet it continues to fall on deaf ears- HAHA no pun intended-
So I have decided to blog my days of ongoing torture with Akoko in the cubicle next to mine-
After reading The Chronicles of Bleh My Annoying Coworker- I realized that if you cant do annything about an annoying co worker - then why not blog about it and have a good laugh - So here goes....
First you have to understand that Akoko noises are ongoing and constant the entire time she is here-
When she is stressed she becomes louder and more annoying- How can that be you ask- Well she makes me want to shoot myself some days- She will crinkle paper, and type and crinkle paper and type, click her pen and type, click her pen and type- slap the table and type- On a bad day one time I counted it was 125 noises in 30 min- That is over 1500 in a single 8 hour day- Now I try despriately to hard to ignore it- however some times I jjust can not take it anymore and so I video tape her or count her noises or just make noises back- Akoko just keeps making noises- When a supervisor is around she will stop but as soon as they are gone she is at it again- I am sure I have convinced my supervisor that I am totally crazy- So I am done reporting to anyone the annoying noises she makes all day long-
One of these days I am going to yell and just tell her to shut the **ck up- However until the time I am ready be unemployed I will blog my days here-
**glimmer of hope *** is she going to be gone tomarrow- did I just hear her say that- Not for sure because I can hardly understand a single work she says- She has been with the Company 15+ year and is yet to speak clear and understandable ENGLISH- I have heard her talk to co workers and she is annoying - Talking over them to the point that they tell her to SHUT UP!! I am not so bold- I will however krinkle a sheet protector with paper in it- That make a good return noise to her when she is out of control with her noises-
She moans more than a porn star on a sex tape- Yeap- I just said that- So every time She moans I think of nasty porn star- Well sweet bliss it is time for me to go home- !!